My new phone the "Nokia Wonder-Brick 263ZRK" with wi-fi, bluetusk, surround-sound, sat-nav and the hands-free-kit doubles up as a sniper-rifle that fires paintballs.
This contract is so good that the call centre is based in heaven, when I first set up the network God himself rang me to see how happy I was with the service providings. I can also text Jesus with prayers...for free.
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