PIGEON-FEED

Welcome to a new and regular feature of the blog; 'PIGEON-FEED'. Where our editor-in-chief responds to emails from you, the public.

Dear Furious-Pigeon, are you religious? If you are what religion do you follow?
Rabbi Cohen, Colwyn Bay
I'm afraid that I am not religious at all, my only forray into the world of religion was in 1997 when Pope John Paul II (now saint paul) declined an interview with me.(pictured right)

Dear Pigeon, I'm am a aspiring journalist, what advice would you give me to help me fullfill my dream?
Callum Smith, Reading
Give it up, fella. You're spelling and grammar are like Peter Beardsley's face; ugly and good for fuck all!

Dear Furious Pigeon, why do you shit on someone's car as soon as they've finished washing it?
Marie Taylor, Stoke-On-Trent
Because it's fucking funny.

Dear Furious Pigeon, Why do you never see baby pigeons?
Carl Wallace, Edinburgh
I do see baby pigeons, fella. I don't know why people are so interested, though. Baby people are like full grown people; they are just a smaller version but not as interesting.

Dear Mr Pigeon (or can I call you furious?) You're website is very football orientated. Do you or have you ever played football, if so in what capacity?
Gary McDonald, Manchester
Never played football, Gary, I'm a fucking pigeon, are you retarded?

Dear Furious Pigeon, who killed JFK?
Stephanie Dixon, Bambridge
Lee Harvey Oswald.

Dear Furious Pigeon, how do you feel about CCTV camera's and the 1984-isation of modern-day Britain?
Gavin Simmonds, Bristol
CCTV camera's. I like them, until they move and point at scumbags which means that I have to hover up and find another perch. As for the '1984-isation of Britain'- just get over it, fella, if you're not breaking the law don't fear the camera's. There is no conspiracy.