REAL JD 2-4 THAT TEAM FC (ht 2-3 )
at the Astro-Arena, Birmingham
Real JD's poor form continued as they suffered their fourth defeat in a row against 'That Team' at the Astro-Arena last night. It could and should have been so different as Real JD took the lead through Carlos when he was put through by Sorensen and 'the big man' smashed the ball past Bryan Gunn at his nearpost after just three minutes. Craig Hignett evened things up when he was allowed too much time and space to ghost through the JD backline and chipped Davis, 1-1. JD were playing good football again and their interlink passing which has been much maligned couldn't be questioned as they held posession and took the lead for a second time when Alex Dandy skipped past Paul Bodin and beat Gunn with a calm-as-you-like finish, 2-1.
All of a sudden 'That Team' woke up and got a foothold in the game Anders limpar and Rod Wallace began to dictate the midfield and it was Wallace who supplied Jan Agge Fjortoft who escaped the attention of Slater and he slid the ball past Davis into the back of the JD net to even the scores again and moments later, on the stroke of halftime, That Team took the lead for the first time in the game as Limpar sent Fjortoft out wide for a ball, he cut-in past Walker and curled a low shot that beat Davis to make it 3-2. Halftime.
Within a minute of the restart and the game was ended as a contest when That Team increased their lead by two goals thanks to a well excecuted drive from Mixu Paatalainen that beat Davis all ends up, 4-2. Davis had to be sharp off his line to deny Ruel Fox, who was (literally) a pain in the arse for Davis throughout the game as the veteran 'keeper made four saves with his backside. Davis pulled off a double save that prevented Fjortoft from claiming his hat-trick aswel and near the end Paul Slater, tired and frustrated saw the red mist descend as he clattered Lipar from behind on the cusp of the area and was sent off for the second time this season. Controversy followed as the quickly taken free-kick was put into the back of the net by Fjortoft but then ordered to be re-taken and Davis saved it, ha ha! 4-2 it finished, Real JD yet again remain seventh in the table and That Team's sixth game unbeaten means that they are still second in the league.
1.Davis 2.Summerfield 4.Walker 13.Swannick(sub:23.Harris)(sub:24.Slater(SENT OFF) 12.Sorensen 17.Carlos(sub:9.Dandy)
DIVISION FOUR
WERE DE BEERMEN 0-6 JD LIONS (ht 0-3 )
City of Selly-Oak Stadium, Birmingham
JD Lions unbeaten run now stretches to four games as they thrashed Were de Beermen last night, Lions are up to fifth place in the table on goal difference. Carlos opened the soring with his tenth goal of the season thanks to a lovely one-two with Sorensen and Carlos drove the ball past a Fraser Digby in the Beermen net. Paul Slater was on target with a neat prod home from a Dave Sorensen set piece and James Walker made it three-nil just before halftime when his long-range effort squeezed inside Digby's post. It could have been four before halftime when Lions were awarded a dubious penalty however when reluctant taker Richie Summerfield blazed over the bar, missing out on his first goal of the season. In the second half that feat was repeated by Steve Harris who also took a penalty, earned by the hard-working Sorensen and that effort was also fired over Digby's crossbar.
Alex Dandy used Sorensen to open up space and beat Digby to make it four-nil when he toe-poked the ball home just before Paul Slater grabbed his second of the game with a fierce effort past the, by now hopelessly exposed Fraser Digby, five-nil. Near the end with Were de Beermen tired and hapless Steve Harris did get his goal with his left-foot to make it six-nil which is the best result so far this season.
Player/Manager James Walker explained why he was so delightd with the result: "We've been waiting to do that to a team for weeks and tonight we've showed our potential, first clean sheet and we've never looked in any doubt because we've controlled the game from start to finish, proud of the lads, sure, because their hard work and professionalism has paid off tonight."
1.Davis 2.Summerfield 23.Slater(sub:13.Swannick) 12.Sorensen(sub:24.Harris) 4.Walker 9.Dandy(sub:17.Carlos)
1.Well done to unknown and unfancied Romanian side CFR-Cluj for beating Roma at the city of Rome stadium in Rome in champions league group stage.
2.Performance of the week was Walsall winning at Brighton with nine men for most of the game.
3.Robbie Keane can't score for toffee so the pigeon suggests that he goes to play for Everton.
4.Fair play to Paul Robinson who seems back to his best form, fatboy slimfast helped Blackburn to beat Fulham.
5.Match of the Day's 'Lawro' could be asked to explain what his 'jesse' jibe was all about, how can he have a go at the gays anyway? He's as camp as christmas!
6.Why did West Sham United display a christmas card bearing the players squad number on their guts against Newcastle U-Shited? It looks terrible, I know they're gutted about XL going bust but just leave your shirt blank like West Brom.
7.Everton watered their UEFA cup oppononents Standard Liege's half of the pitch at halftime the other night, is that allowed or fair? Answers on a postcard please...
8.Is 'Christina' Ronaldo so scared off playing with 'the older boys' that she demands that any real man tackling her should be booked or red carded? Tackles aren't done to hurt players so 'Christina' should get over herself but I expect next week that she'll ask the referee to tell Jaaskalainen to stop saving her shots otherwise she'll go home and she'll take her ball with her! I wonder what 'Lawro' would call Ronaldo? Probably a greasy faggot, Lawro you silly homophobic-racist.
9.Well done to Arsenal. They look good again and they entertain me, doesn't man that I have to like them though.
10.The pigeon has been waiting to say this for weeks and I think that it is fair and time to say that Spurs are wank and it cost them £60m, to be wank.
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