THE CAT IS A MEMBER OF THE PUMA FAMILY!Furious-Pigeon spent the day with JD Lions goalkeeper Phil Davis as he signed a lucrative sponsorship deal with sports manufacturers PUMA, meaning that he will don their products until he finds somthing cheaper. Davis joined the mailing list for PUMA goalkeeper products on-line and says that he thoroughly enjoyed the homo-erotic themed photo-shoot to promote his favoured gloves (Puma V5.06) in which he wore nothing but the gloves and a pair of rather fetching white, puma, socks. Something of a goalkeeping-geek, Davis customised his PUMA V5.06 gloves to include the adidas F50 fingerspines, "I know it's a contradiction, what with PUMA and adidas being rivals, but I like to think that I've brought the best of both german sports manufacturers together to prevent me suffering further injuries."
Davis will need all of the help that he can get, following the fortnight league break his first action will see him pitted against 'AAA' who top division four having won both of their opening fixtures, scoring ten goals in the process, straight after that game he will face PL Quake who sit one place above his side Real JD in a promotion clash.
Davis told Furious-Pigeon that he is awaiting results on a scan of his left elbow to see if there is any long-term damage, he suffered the injury whilst working as a 'temp' at solicitors Shakespeare-Putsman on behalf of Katie Bard recruitment agency and catagorically stated that: "This injury was purely accidental, no liability or blame falls on Shakespeare-Putsman or indeed Katie Bard, afterall; they are solicitors so I've got no chance, have I?! Afterall, I got £6.50 per hour, what more could I ask for...apart from a new, hydraulic-elbow perhaps?" The brummie-stopper is also awaiting the outcome of an ebay bid for a puma kazakstan goalkeeper jersey and a pair of puma V-Kat goalkeeper gloves, his father is taking care of the paypal side of things.
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