I fill in the forms, tick the box 'yes' or 'no'
Go to jobcentre plus back-and-forth, to-and-fro,
Don't you understand that I had to leave Iraq?
I'll be shot and killed if I ever go back!
Please understand that my future is bleaker,
If I cannot stay here as an asylum seeker.
"When I processed your claim I had my doubts,
Now I've got you Mr Davis you've been found out!"
"There's somthing on your form that's rather puzzling,
By the way there's two 'i's in shi'ite muslim!"
"I must say that I'm frankly appauled,
At your attempt to commit benefit fraud!"
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