BLUETOOTH

Two lads see a chap,
And indulge in a 'happy-slap' using WAP,
The poor kid starts to flap,
His nose running like a tap, head feeling like crap.

The police look through the chav's phone,He starts to moan and groan,Poetic justice leaves the chav prone with a broken bone,And the stupid police filmed themselves doing that that on their phone!

Now they're all in court; who's telling the truth?The police, the chav or chap who lost a tooth?The judge hits the roof, because of all the proof,Despite having both video's on his own phone via blue-tooth!