It was my mates' birthday bash, I'd managed to borrow some cash, And gone out on the lash, with the intention of getting smashed.Saw a fit girl with a silk sash, In the beer garden smoking hash, So over I dash, up-close I realised that she had a tash!
Regardless I chatted up and we got mashed, But she was a bit brash, We had a minor personality clash, So I went to re-assess whilst I had a slash.
At the end of the night as subtle as a car-crash, She gave me a flash of her gash, then she sucked me off and her tash left me with a pelvis rash!
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